I'm about to tell you a little story.
You may not believe it can be true but I'm here to tell you that it really happened.
I saw it with my own eyes.
This is the story of...
In a deep voice, "I'm Darth Mader."
I'm surprised they don't say Darth Maier but they say Mader so much I find myself having a hard time using his correct name, Darth Vader.
"I have the power!"
And the sword fight is on. It's hard to tell who has the advantage in this match.
Oh! He-Man uses the shield!
They battle until the bitter end...
...when they decide to be best buds instead.